When I was young I played the Gymnopédies
in the bay window on the grand piano
chocolate brown chipped away to
the starch bone of wood
as I waited for the music teacher
the guitar player
the book recommender
to be intercepted by my parents
Slow fragile fingers
leveraging the sustain under my bare foot
fumbling over the corner of my eye
catching a silhouette of a skipped beat
the thirds and fifths
escaping my youth
I cannot trade
the dancer's legs, the little girl
the slender grace twisting fragile
on the naked ivory
under the bitten nails
Hold on to the crescendo
like the crest of a wave
pulling away from the sho
My Legs are Revolving Doors by under-water, literature
Literature
My Legs are Revolving Doors
My legs close like revolving doors
as I run from my father in the snowstorm
toward the bus pulling out from the station
My legs open like Chinese finger traps
They are trying to reach your back as you run from me
on the cracked sidewalks of the Southside
They are trying to escape, to live up to
the gym teacher is fat and wants to fail me
My legs are restless in the sheets
They are water snakes in a submerged nest
I run from God to unburn his image after I walked in on him in the shower
I run from my father in the snowstorm
in the shoe store
in the baseball stadium in the radiator room
I run because I want out of the faucet
I
21st Century Cartograpy by under-water, literature
Literature
21st Century Cartograpy
I.
I feel restless, hopeless, like a 21st century cartographer with no opportunity and no unchartered land to suit me. I'd take off with my thumb in the air if I could but I don't want to know who'd get to me first, the men or the pigs. The road today is not what it used to be, the frontier has ended, the manifest destiny long fulfilled, celebrations over for generations. The road today is unidentifiable, the asphalt runs together, the concrete blends and defines streets and buildings and I would rather run from it than try like so many others pick up where they left off. I want to run from everything, from the day jobs, from the years in
I remember your face on a summer's day
waking up next to you with your eyes on me.
I remember the burn as my face turned red
following the movements of your waking r.e.m.
I was always out of breath when I was with you.
We were always making our greatest mistakes.
I memorized the outline of the sky around your head
to ignore the darkness in the shadows on your face.
These were the days we spent in the train station
kissing each other "hello" and "goodbye."
You made the jazz beat thunder in my chest
like a cold wet blanket you pull off the fire
the music of your voice pounded against my neck
pulled strings out of my muscles to b
He is always white, always male, and he always looks very young, but due to the excitement he shows when he talks about how many dive bars he went to over the weekend, you'll place him at an eager 21. He wants to be Hemingway. He wants to be Bukowski. Above all, he wants to be Jack Kerouac, as you can tell by his manner of dress, always completed by some vintage hat or another-typically a fedora, never a ten gallon hat. He will downplay his interest in poetry, and will mention his lack of experience with boasting as he describes what he actually does: "Actually, I'm in a band," or "Actually, I'm a bartender," or "Actually, I'm studying p
Like Your Mother's Tears by under-water, literature
Literature
Like Your Mother's Tears
Nothing hurts like your mother's tears.
It's wet like your daddy's hands and feet
barreling you out of the bathtub into the cold tile
your face hits the floor and it shuffles out from beneath you.
It tastes like swallowing the ocean all on your own.
It smells like the lakes around the palm of your hand.
They are singeing the thread of dried blood on your wrist.
They are the knife that slips from your grasp while you are chopping the onion.
The edge of the paper that slices through fat to the bone.
It's signal of the sound of the cave falling in.
It sounds like your throat as it fills with dirt and sand
and the muscles in your neck
DentalHygiene Gets My RocksOff by under-water, literature
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DentalHygiene Gets My RocksOff
Dear Mr. Carpenter,
The District Court of Omaha has ordered me to write you a letter explaining what happened to the two-thousand tubes of toothpaste you were expecting to receive in early June this past year. Your toothpaste was in a box in the back of a truck and would have gotten there on schedule if it weren't for me and my friend Luke. Knowing that you're a fellow resident of Nebraska, I can infer that you must have an understanding of the restlessness that comes with being a teenage boy in the rural x-burbs, and so I hope you can understand the type of excitement I felt when Luke confided in me that he had managed to steal his mom's
When we make love I turn invisible
and my mind walks through places I've forgotten about:
the dark hallway
leading to my locker freshmen year
or the staircase of my childhood home.
It has these windows.
They put smile-sized rainbows on the walls.
Sometimes I'm looking in from an unlit corridor
on the always vacant study room of a dormitory
with fluorescent lights buzzing on the other side of the glass.
Other times I'm on this one beach I was too scared to return to.
It's on the outside of a forest and it's the dead of winter.
I'm standing fifty feet in front of this cabin I'm not sure was ever real.
The wood is wet and breathin
When a whale dies, it descends-
drifts downward through the salt water
like a diamond ring: lost, dropped,
escaping quickly into the darkness
before desperate hands can pull it back up.
But no one tries to stop a whale that's dead.
It's no precious stone. It's so large
humans would only see it as a burden.
The stench of rotting flesh would be much more
than one can bare. So down it goes.
They call it a "whale fall" for a reason.
Once the fall is over, the name is kept,
and the corpse continues to rot,
six thousand feet under.
And all around it, life spurts out.
The texture of the flesh changes from rubber to dirt.
The ske
When I was young I played the Gymnopédies
in the bay window on the grand piano
chocolate brown chipped away to
the starch bone of wood
as I waited for the music teacher
the guitar player
the book recommender
to be intercepted by my parents
Slow fragile fingers
leveraging the sustain under my bare foot
fumbling over the corner of my eye
catching a silhouette of a skipped beat
the thirds and fifths
escaping my youth
I cannot trade
the dancer's legs, the little girl
the slender grace twisting fragile
on the naked ivory
under the bitten nails
Hold on to the crescendo
like the crest of a wave
pulling away from the sho
My Legs are Revolving Doors by under-water, literature
Literature
My Legs are Revolving Doors
My legs close like revolving doors
as I run from my father in the snowstorm
toward the bus pulling out from the station
My legs open like Chinese finger traps
They are trying to reach your back as you run from me
on the cracked sidewalks of the Southside
They are trying to escape, to live up to
the gym teacher is fat and wants to fail me
My legs are restless in the sheets
They are water snakes in a submerged nest
I run from God to unburn his image after I walked in on him in the shower
I run from my father in the snowstorm
in the shoe store
in the baseball stadium in the radiator room
I run because I want out of the faucet
I
21st Century Cartograpy by under-water, literature
Literature
21st Century Cartograpy
I.
I feel restless, hopeless, like a 21st century cartographer with no opportunity and no unchartered land to suit me. I'd take off with my thumb in the air if I could but I don't want to know who'd get to me first, the men or the pigs. The road today is not what it used to be, the frontier has ended, the manifest destiny long fulfilled, celebrations over for generations. The road today is unidentifiable, the asphalt runs together, the concrete blends and defines streets and buildings and I would rather run from it than try like so many others pick up where they left off. I want to run from everything, from the day jobs, from the years in
I remember your face on a summer's day
waking up next to you with your eyes on me.
I remember the burn as my face turned red
following the movements of your waking r.e.m.
I was always out of breath when I was with you.
We were always making our greatest mistakes.
I memorized the outline of the sky around your head
to ignore the darkness in the shadows on your face.
These were the days we spent in the train station
kissing each other "hello" and "goodbye."
You made the jazz beat thunder in my chest
like a cold wet blanket you pull off the fire
the music of your voice pounded against my neck
pulled strings out of my muscles to b
He is always white, always male, and he always looks very young, but due to the excitement he shows when he talks about how many dive bars he went to over the weekend, you'll place him at an eager 21. He wants to be Hemingway. He wants to be Bukowski. Above all, he wants to be Jack Kerouac, as you can tell by his manner of dress, always completed by some vintage hat or another-typically a fedora, never a ten gallon hat. He will downplay his interest in poetry, and will mention his lack of experience with boasting as he describes what he actually does: "Actually, I'm in a band," or "Actually, I'm a bartender," or "Actually, I'm studying p
Like Your Mother's Tears by under-water, literature
Literature
Like Your Mother's Tears
Nothing hurts like your mother's tears.
It's wet like your daddy's hands and feet
barreling you out of the bathtub into the cold tile
your face hits the floor and it shuffles out from beneath you.
It tastes like swallowing the ocean all on your own.
It smells like the lakes around the palm of your hand.
They are singeing the thread of dried blood on your wrist.
They are the knife that slips from your grasp while you are chopping the onion.
The edge of the paper that slices through fat to the bone.
It's signal of the sound of the cave falling in.
It sounds like your throat as it fills with dirt and sand
and the muscles in your neck
DentalHygiene Gets My RocksOff by under-water, literature
Literature
DentalHygiene Gets My RocksOff
Dear Mr. Carpenter,
The District Court of Omaha has ordered me to write you a letter explaining what happened to the two-thousand tubes of toothpaste you were expecting to receive in early June this past year. Your toothpaste was in a box in the back of a truck and would have gotten there on schedule if it weren't for me and my friend Luke. Knowing that you're a fellow resident of Nebraska, I can infer that you must have an understanding of the restlessness that comes with being a teenage boy in the rural x-burbs, and so I hope you can understand the type of excitement I felt when Luke confided in me that he had managed to steal his mom's
When we make love I turn invisible
and my mind walks through places I've forgotten about:
the dark hallway
leading to my locker freshmen year
or the staircase of my childhood home.
It has these windows.
They put smile-sized rainbows on the walls.
Sometimes I'm looking in from an unlit corridor
on the always vacant study room of a dormitory
with fluorescent lights buzzing on the other side of the glass.
Other times I'm on this one beach I was too scared to return to.
It's on the outside of a forest and it's the dead of winter.
I'm standing fifty feet in front of this cabin I'm not sure was ever real.
The wood is wet and breathin
When a whale dies, it descends-
drifts downward through the salt water
like a diamond ring: lost, dropped,
escaping quickly into the darkness
before desperate hands can pull it back up.
But no one tries to stop a whale that's dead.
It's no precious stone. It's so large
humans would only see it as a burden.
The stench of rotting flesh would be much more
than one can bare. So down it goes.
They call it a "whale fall" for a reason.
Once the fall is over, the name is kept,
and the corpse continues to rot,
six thousand feet under.
And all around it, life spurts out.
The texture of the flesh changes from rubber to dirt.
The ske
First off, look at these videos of me doin' poetry!
http://vimeo.com/20068661 "Bare Naked" at the Encyclopedia Show: BEARS in September 2010. What's that, a cellist accompanying me? Robbie Q staring furiously into the back of my head? Why yes indeed. The Encyclopedia Show is awesome, by the way, and quickly becoming an international phenomenon. Look it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CHkgw8478Y "Cartography" at the Louder Than A Bomb College Indy Slam this past Friday. I haven't done a poetry slam since high school, and I'm glad I decided to take on the challenge. I'm quite proud of how this poem turned out.
Second off, look at these t
Wow! Thanks to everyone who has commented/favorited my works over the years. It means a lot to me!
My work offline has come to take precedent over simply sharing my poetry online. Currently I'm president of Columbia College's premier performance poetry organization, Verbatim. We're proud to be expanding our efforts off campus, becoming increasingly involved with the larger slam community. I'm also continuing to work with music in collaboration with my spoken word poetry. Find me on these other websites, and feel free to contact me if you're interested in getting involved with my projects!
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Hey I'm doing shit with my life again. I'm the secretary of my campus's premier performance poetry organization, Verbatim. Next Friday we're teaming up with the Silver Tongue reading series for an open mic, reading, and slam competition. Kevin Coval will be hosting/featuring. The open mic starts at 6pm in the venue formerly known as the Hokin Annex, 623 S. Wabash. It's free, of course, and refreshments will be served.
I'm in a band now on synth and vocals. Putting my poetry to music again. It's frustrating, we'll see if it goes anywhere. Right now it sounds like Patti Smith meets Sonic Youth meets Lydia Lunch.
As far as my TV writing career