If a woman stands upright
she is a violent, rotating column of air.
She is a cumulonimbus cloud.
She forms the base of an elastic muscular canal.
If a woman stands upright
she swallows huge amounts of water several times a day.
She takes form as a huge bladder
whose face is all mouth.
She will offend the sun god by killing his sacred cattle
with a violent, rotating column of air
in which the walls self-lubricates.
The walls are the narrow end that touches the earth.
They are often encircled by a cloud of debris.
If a woman stands upright
during sexual arousal
she expands in both length and width
before belching everything back out again.
If a woman stands upright
during birth to offspring
she is in contact with the surface of the earth
and its soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin.
If a woman stands upright
during birth to offspring
she creates many whirlpools
stirring up the mud at the bottom of the ocean
and hardening it with her breath.